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Post by Ingram on Nov 6, 2021 9:37:49 GMT
I've since expressed as much about The Rise of Skywalker ...that even I am wont to recognize its ionic-plasma punch. It's a stupider movie than The Force Awakens, tenfold. And yet it offends me far less, if at all really. Episode VII is the biggest piece of shit ever committed to Star Wars as a feature-length work and while the same crass corporate branding is all over Abrams' third installment return...*sigh*...yes, there is something comparably more wicked about the latter. The movie could be diagnosed with brain-fever, prone to seizures. Except, it's these very spasms where the damn thing sorta "works" best:
- the opening with Kylo on a rampage
- wayfinding himself before the Emperor
- sure, lightspeed skipping
- TIE silencer vs. wuxia
- transport ship tug-of-war
- black lightning Star Destroyer armada orgy
- Sith goth-metal concert
- goddamn space ponies
The movie is Frankensteinian stupid; I can only really engage it at that level without paying much attention to the story. It's almost like they let the Sequel Trilogy undergo artificial insemination, with Paul W.S. Anderson's Mortal Kombat, Event Horizon, and Soldier as the sperm donors (ew). Those aren't terrible movies, by the way. Said trilogy coulda done worse for a father.
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Post by Ingram on Nov 6, 2021 10:25:16 GMT
Something else analogous I just now realized. I like The Rise of Skywalker about as much as I like Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Both installments take their respective franchises into schlock-absurdist realms and are superior to the soft-reboots that preceded them. Jurassic Park came out the same year as Roger Corman's wonderfully goofy Carnosaur, whereas Fallen Kingdom, in the strangest bit of irony, is like a JP sequel spliced with with Carnosaur.
Maybe there's a bit of Roger Corman in The Rise of Skywalker as well. That's not an insult.
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Post by Cryogenic on Nov 6, 2021 14:00:52 GMT
I've since expressed as much about The Rise of Skywalker ...that even I am wont to recognize its ionic-plasma punch. It's a stupider movie than The Force Awakens, tenfold. And yet it offends me far less, if at all really. Episode VII is the biggest piece of shit ever committed to Star Wars as a feature-length work and while the same crass corporate branding is all over Abrams' third installment return...*sigh*...yes, there is something comparably more wicked about the latter. The movie could be diagnosed with brain-fever, prone to seizures. Except, it's these very spasms where the damn thing sorta "works" best:
- the opening with Kylo on a rampage
- wayfinding himself before the Emperor
- sure, lightspeed skipping
- TIE silencer vs. wuxia
- transport ship tug-of-war
- black lightning Star Destroyer armada orgy
- Sith goth-metal concert
- goddamn space ponies
And, of course: the Emperor tasering all the ships. I suppose that's included under your "Sith goth-metal concert" item, however. After all, don't live music concerts have fancy lighting effects, these days? Gah, I also love all that goofy shit, too. TROS is a nitro-boosted SW movie. I swear, it flirts with extremity for the sake of it, and is superbly enjoyable as a result. It brought some much needed life to this trilogy... at last. But I seem to dig a lot more of the movie than you do. Rey training in the forest and being psychically bothered by Kylo is also a good set-piece, and I love the fact that Threepio was given a much larger role here -- along with the whole Kijimi subplot and his getting his head "cracked open" by Babu Frik. Oh, Dark Rey! That's another cool beans moment. And all the ion-blue cinematography. Pryde. Kylo's repaired mask. The Force Skype scenes. Lando. The poignant goodbye scene for Leia/Carrie. This movie actually registers something on my Star Wars radar. Well, it's really that there isn't much story to any of these sequels. It sticks out like a gaping wound in the whole trilogy. Look, even if you want to blow up the entire New Republic, at least have your characters have some sort of opinion about it. There's such a ho-hum quality to so much of the plotting. It was done because, you know what? These people think Star Wars is all about characters feeling the Force and navigating the pangs of their own adolescence as they push back against an army of oppressors. Wrong, assholes, wrong. The OT was barely that and the PT was something else entirely. Yes, yes, yes. Look, it is about that. But it's about a bunch of other things, too. Unfortunately, they didn't really get that -- that's why the sequel movies feel so insular and shallow. A lot of the stuff giving context to that coming-of-age structure was dropped because. At least "The Last Jedi" kind of has an arc for Luke that's different for these movies. Otherwise, they barely stand out. Sadly, the sequels lack their own identity. I mean, that's worse than sad -- it's a gross artistic sin.
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Post by smittysgelato on Nov 6, 2021 19:32:32 GMT
"Sith goth-metal concert." - IngramYou nailed it, dude. That's why I love that shit. Plus Palpatine is trying to do this weird-ass ritual and I enjoy a good ritual. It is the same reason I love the climax of Hereditary.
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Post by Cryogenic on Nov 6, 2021 20:12:35 GMT
"Sith goth-metal concert." - Ingram You nailed it, dude. That's why I love that shit. Plus Palpatine is trying to do this weird-ass ritual and I enjoy a good ritual. It is the same reason I love the climax of Hereditary. There's this whole thing in The Rise Of Skywalker where characters are either trying to possess one another, somehow becoming possessed, saving and then restoring the other's Life Force (or their memories), or maybe projecting a mundane image of another character to convince yet another character to do something. Like... Holy shit! What is going on here? This is one of the better reviews of TROS on IMDb that gets at something interesting: www.imdb.com/review/rw5349127/?ref_=ur_urv
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Post by ArchdukeOfNaboo on Nov 13, 2021 1:24:16 GMT
So there I am on the Disney era section, thinking of what to say in the Kenobi series thread again, and then I wonder to myself "God, I haven't viewed that TROS thread in yonks, which I believe I even started, let's see how the conservation is going there these days. Will it be positive or negative"
And what greets me at the top of the webpage...
It's almost like they let the Sequel Trilogy undergo artificial insemination
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Post by Cryogenic on Nov 15, 2021 5:24:29 GMT
So there I am on the Disney era section, thinking of what to say in the Kenobi series thread again, and then I wonder to myself "God, I haven't viewed that TROS thread in yonks, which I believe I even started, let's see how the conservation is going there these days. Will it be positive or negative" And what greets me at the top of the webpage...
It's almost like they let the Sequel Trilogy undergo artificial insemination
The whole cloning/gene-splicing thing with Reprised Palpatine definitely involves unnatural meddling with nature, and could be read as a meta-commentary on the ungainly importation of various cinematic motifs and haphazard OT rebranding that constitute the genetic makeup of the Sequel Trilogy.
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Post by Subtext Mining on Nov 15, 2021 16:18:19 GMT
So there I am on the Disney era section, thinking of what to say in the Kenobi series thread again, and then I wonder to myself "God, I haven't viewed that TROS thread in yonks, which I believe I even started, let's see how the conservation is going there these days. Will it be positive or negative" And what greets me at the top of the webpage...
It's almost like they let the Sequel Trilogy undergo artificial insemination
Well I just signed on to YouTube and was greeted with this top suggestion
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Post by ArchdukeOfNaboo on Nov 15, 2021 18:23:31 GMT
Have a good one, folks.
I won't be indulging.
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Post by Seeker of the Whills on Jan 2, 2022 15:14:18 GMT
I tried to watch this movie for the first time today, and couldn't get past the first 20 minutes. The movie jumps all over the place and it's almost hard to follow what is going on. It scrambles all over the place to salvage some plot threads so there can be a movie. It is so obvious that they tried to course correct after TLJ. It's been talked to death, but I still can't believe they didn't have any plans for the trilogy after throwing out Lucas' stories. How hard would it have been to put Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau in charge since the beginning? They hired two directors who have no idea what Star Wars is about. JJ Abrams thinks Star Wars is just a space western, and his knowledge of Star Wars probably begins and ends with the cantina scene which he brazenly imitated. The less said about Rian Johnson, the better.
The movie starts out with freaking slow-mo. It looked like a parody since the first frames. The opening crawl is a joke. "The dead speak"? Kylo is killing some people for some reason to get something that looks kind of like a Sith holocron. What is this place? Then he's got the thing plugged to his ship and heads to a planet where Palpatine, who has "somehow" returned (I guess this was revealed in a Fortnite game), gives some quick exposition to try and haphazardly tie the irreconcilable visions of Abrams and Johnson together. There's no dramatic reveal of Palpatine, he just starts spouting this nonsense to Kylo about being the voice in his head and having cloned Snoke or whatever. Did they really have to bring Palpatine into this after Johnson's stunt of killing Snoke? Maul survived being cut in half, so why not Snoke? Or reveal that Snoke was actually Plagueis and immortal. Anything but randomly bringing back Palpatine.
I couldn't get past the scene with the rebels heading off to somewhere. Abrams' characters talk and act like hyperactive kids on a sugar rush. He saw the part in Empire when the Millennium Falcon crew shout a lot and talk over each other because they're in a dangerous situation, and thought that it would be fun to have characters act like that almost all the time.
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Post by Seeker of the Whills on Jan 23, 2022 16:22:33 GMT
I may have judged a book by its cover. Once I got past the Abrams-isms, the film flows quite well and fast and intense like Lucas would describe it. I still think the beginning is a bit rushed, with no explanation that the planet Kylo is on is Mustafar and that the Sith wayfinder was Vader's, and there are some hilarious lines about Palpatine's sudden return, but once the film gets going with the rebels on their mission, it is a fairly fun ride. Especially the second half, once they get to the Death Star wreckage. Ian McDiarmid is again fantastic even with how little he is given here, and the visuals of the wrecked DS and the planet Exegol are fantastic, and remind me of the imagination of the prequels. Lando's return was also entertaining and almost better handled than the return of Han, Leia and Luke. The ending of the film is exhilarating, though a bit anticlimactic compared to the ending of RotJ. Abrams still shows a cold shoulder to the prequels by not including Coruscant or Naboo in the ending montage of planets, so the galaxy and the rebels' victory feels smaller than in RotJ. And there is another forest planet as the rebel base and a desert planet. But there is enough new stuff like Kijimi to keep things visually interesting, unlike in TFA. All in all, I think JJ's second attempt at a Star Wars film was much better than the first.
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Post by Seeker of the Whills on Jan 23, 2022 20:01:09 GMT
Something else analogous I just now realized. I like The Rise of Skywalker about as much as I like Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Both installments take their respective franchises into schlock-absurdist realms and are superior to the soft-reboots that preceded them. Jurassic Park came out the same year as Roger Corman's wonderfully goofy Carnosaur, whereas Fallen Kingdom, in the strangest bit of irony, is like a JP sequel spliced with with Carnosaur.
Maybe there's a bit of Roger Corman in The Rise of Skywalker as well. That's not an insult.
This were my thoughts exactly while watching TRoS. I think TFA is definitely like Jurassic World, a soft-reboot, and that's why I don't care for it. I liked Fallen Kingdom's gloomier atmosphere, and I would liken that film to both TLJ and TRoS. In my opinion, Jurassic Park 3 is underrated and like the prequels of the Jurassic Park series. The original Jurassic Park and The Lost World are like the OT.
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Post by Seeker of the Whills on Jan 25, 2022 18:58:37 GMT
This film felt like a band-aid over the wound that was TFA. TFA tried to ignore the prequels and things from it like the Sith, and reset the set up to that of the OT. But in TRoS, it turns out Snoke, who was supposed to be the new Emperor, is just a cloned puppet of the real Emperor we all know and love, and the Knights of Ren, who were meant to be the new Sith Lords, were just glorified stormtroopers in service of the real Sith. The entire First Order was just a front for the Sith's cult. I liked that. This film really connected the ST to the PT and the entire saga. Loved the use of color in the film. Even something like Pasaana, which was just another desert planet, had colorful costumes. The festival scene was great. Things like that got my imagination going. I wanted to know more about the festival. I wonder if it had anything to do with the Force. The festival goers' colorful costumes made me think of the different sides of the Force. Green is the light side, red is the dark side, and yellow is perhaps balance. Rey gets a yellow lightsaber after achieving balance. I think Cryogenic made that observation before. Palpatine's return intrigued me. I wonder since he wanted Rey to kill him and to then possess her, did the same happen with Plagueis? Did he want Palpatine to kill him, so he could possess him and live on. There's something to speculate about if they ever decide to make X, XI and XII. And how does Palpatine have the power of all the Sith? A lot of interesting questions are raised by this film, similar to the prequels. Cryo was right when he called this film a meaty platter. The sequel trilogy had its own "Hero's Journey." It started safely at home in TFA, took its first steps into the dangerous and unknown in TLJ, and came out changed and victorious in TRoS. I see TFA as the OT sequel, TRoS as the PT sequel, and TLJ as the balanced sequel in between them.
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Post by Cryogenic on Mar 25, 2022 14:48:10 GMT
A wonderful tetralogy of posts, Seeker of the Whills ! I'm really sorry I didn't get back to this thread sooner. So much to cover! I tried to watch this movie for the first time today, and couldn't get past the first 20 minutes. The movie jumps all over the place and it's almost hard to follow what is going on. It scrambles all over the place to salvage some plot threads so there can be a movie. It is so obvious that they tried to course correct after TLJ. It's been talked to death, but I still can't believe they didn't have any plans for the trilogy after throwing out Lucas' stories. How hard would it have been to put Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau in charge since the beginning? They hired two directors who have no idea what Star Wars is about. JJ Abrams thinks Star Wars is just a space western, and his knowledge of Star Wars probably begins and ends with the cantina scene which he brazenly imitated. The less said about Rian Johnson, the better. The movie starts out with freaking slow-mo. It looked like a parody since the first frames. The opening crawl is a joke. "The dead speak"? Kylo is killing some people for some reason to get something that looks kind of like a Sith holocron. What is this place? Then he's got the thing plugged to his ship and heads to a planet where Palpatine, who has "somehow" returned (I guess this was revealed in a Fortnite game), gives some quick exposition to try and haphazardly tie the irreconcilable visions of Abrams and Johnson together. There's no dramatic reveal of Palpatine, he just starts spouting this nonsense to Kylo about being the voice in his head and having cloned Snoke or whatever. Did they really have to bring Palpatine into this after Johnson's stunt of killing Snoke? Maul survived being cut in half, so why not Snoke? Or reveal that Snoke was actually Plagueis and immortal. Anything but randomly bringing back Palpatine. I couldn't get past the scene with the rebels heading off to somewhere. Abrams' characters talk and act like hyperactive kids on a sugar rush. He saw the part in Empire when the Millennium Falcon crew shout a lot and talk over each other because they're in a dangerous situation, and thought that it would be fun to have characters act like that almost all the time. Oh, man... It's hard to know where to begin with this post! This may have been your real opinion at the time, but it's also an excellent parody of fan complaining. An amusing philippic. Even though it stands for itself, I'd just like to focus in on something here: Right. TROS is an odd duck of a movie, and quite a surprise for a "final" installment. It attempts to perform some sexual healing of this 'ere Sequel Trilogy, and its narrative is not unlike the shattered Death Star Throne Room window. But that's cool. This person on Reddit presents a good summary of the situation: www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsCantina/comments/hzc6km/how_i_learned_to_love_the_rise_of_skywalker/Some replies in the same thread take a similar view, such as this one: www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsCantina/comments/hzc6km/how_i_learned_to_love_the_rise_of_skywalker/fzi15ix/The OP himself elaborates in a reply (I've highlighted the key sentence): www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsCantina/comments/hzc6km/how_i_learned_to_love_the_rise_of_skywalker/fzi6o5k/Indeed, this sort of viewpoint on TROS is not confined solely to Reddit. For instance, in this excellent video review of the movie from YouTuber Maj0r Lee, posted on April 10th 2020: The narrator pronounces: He continues: To steal Lee's expression, the jampacked nature of the film is the point. It's that way by design. In a matter of minutes, all the main characters are shown doing something in a fast-paced, accelerated way. There's Kylo mowing down the mushroom men on Mustafar and then lead-footing it to Exegol in the opening sequence, there's Finn and Poe at Sinta Glacier and then Poe putting the Millennium Falcon into overdrive and "lightspeed skipping" through several environments (much to the chagrin of Finn, Chewie, and Rey when she finds out), and finally there's Rey, who ironically begins her scene in a peaceful, serene way, but quickly becomes frustrated and runs a makeshift Jedi decathlon on Ajan Kloss, going full-pelt through the jungle as she sweats out her annoyance at her own limitations. She trips over when an ironically calm Kylo starts harassing her through the Force, then is subjected to a fast-paced Force vision. Even the ensuing banter between Rey and Poe is incredibly rapid-fire. It's a lot to take in, especially on a first viewing. But as Lee says, it's also very fun. The energy of TROS really surprised me after the much more lethargic pacing of TFA and TLJ. It really stands out and commits to its hypertensive nature 100%. That's something I really admire about it. And yes, as a consequence, as Lee says: all these other things pop out. In other words, the film is like a never-ending hailstorm of Easter Eggs, and all the more engaging as a result. I think JJ and his team risked discombobulating people to give them an exceptionally crisp and vivid experience. In a way, TFA was his OT movie (as you basically said), while TROS is his PT installment. Think about it. Not only are the prequels blatantly referenced in the opening crawl ("the phantom Emperor"), but the first planet we see, the planet that opens the film, is Mustafar. Then, when Kylo discovers the Emperor in his secret lair, Palpatine throws a classic line from ROTS right at him and the audience. But I mean that TROS is JJ's prequel movie in another way. In "The Beginning", core Lucasfilm employees sit down for a rough cut screening of TPM, and Lucas remarks immediately after the screening, still in the darkened auditorium: "It's a little disjointed." Ben Burtt muses: "It seems like a lot of short scenes." Lucas then famously concedes: "It's bold in terms of jerking people around, but... (shaking his head)... I may have gone too far in a few places." Burtt then points out that several story developments with clashing emotional tones happen "in the space of about ninety seconds", adding, "It's a lot in a very short time." A short time later, Rick McCallum, Ben Burtt, and Lucas are discussing the rough cut in a kitchen area. McCallum reminds them that the original Star Wars also started in an intense way, with the audience initially thrown off-balance, struggling to keep up. Lucas responds: "I know. I do a particular kind of movie, which this is consistent (with). But it is a very hard movie to follow, and at the same time, I've done it a little more extremely than I've ever done in the past." Lucas doubles down and rationalises the end product, but suggests they can at least soften things: "It's stylistically designed to be that way and you can't undo that. But we can diminish the effects of it."I get the feeling JJ re-watched that exchange before making TROS and decided he would try to make his own version -- to, in effect, embrace what Lucas slightly shrinks away from at the end of that exchange, bringing to realisation a Star Wars movie that is the first of its type: a deliberately paralysing, feverish film, full of lush extremes and absurdities, such that those extremes and absurdities are themselves the chaotic realisation of themes, character arcs, critical lore details, and a final-chapter celebration of the endless unrealised possibilities of Star Wars itself. Back when promoting TFA, Abrams spoke about his love affair with the original movie, suggesting one of the biggest draws about the original film was its depiction of a world far bigger than the one you're actually shown. I believe he tried to capture this same sensation in TROS. Many things happen and are skipped over, hinting at much more colossal and subtle happenings outside of the immediacy of the experience. He may have tried to capture this same thing in TFA, but I personally believe he was far more successful at it in TROS. Rey's parents, for example -- teased relentlessly throughout the trilogy -- are finally shown, but only briefly in flashback. Palpatine is resurrected, but we don't see how. He tries to possess Rey, but the bizarre ritual and the chanting of his Sith acolytes is unexplained. Kylo suddenly possesses all the shards of his destroyed helmet and has a strange-looking ape creature restore them. The Knights of Ren -- are they actually "ghouls", as one stormtrooper describes them? How does Lando manage to convince so many ships to amass at Exegol? How do they even arrive there? Is the Death Star wreckage even real or just a contorted, liminal space? Who made the Sith wayfinders? How was Exegol discovered? Who is that old woman who asks Rey for her full name at the end? Was Leia truly alive after the mid-point of the trilogy anymore? How did Rey and Kylo manage to pass objects to one another during their brief moments of connection? The Force Dyad? Okay, but how did that come about? Where do the Jedi voices come from? What is the true nature of the Force? TROS deliberately generates questions and is comfortable not giving concrete, closed-loop answers. A lot of people have chosen to see that as a serious failing of the movie, but I see it as a strength. It's remarkable that Star Wars lasted eight films, then found itself packing stuff in at the very end! Another failing, people say. But I say it speaks to the peculiar richness of the saga overall. It's not the usual way to conclude a story, but it feels oddly satisfying here. ROTJ didn't have half the tasty Force jam of TROS. I've said it before and I'll say it again: there's something "New Age Star Wars" about TROS that none of the other movies quite have. I think it's the only sequel movie, in a lot of ways, that feels like, well... a sequel movie. I like the attitude of these fans: www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsCantina/comments/j996la/i_rewatched_the_rise_of_skywalker_todayand_i/g8ih5u2/www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsCantina/comments/j996la/i_rewatched_the_rise_of_skywalker_todayand_i/g8ikmu0/If nothing else, TROS is the one Star Wars movie that allows your imagination to run riot, trying to make sense of its fractal approach. Otherwise, I think the saga only has that in totality. Thus, TROS is a bit like the frosting on the cake. I guess, in addition to its colourful energy, I love the intense sci-fi overtones. Star Wars pushed to breaking point. Rey: You can't lightspeed skip the Falcon! Poe: Actually, turns out you can. Bit of a post-script, but look what I mean. Here's a typical bit of critique that misses the mark (by obviating itself with the very answer it offers but immediately denies): www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/l64hio/why_i_love_the_rise_of_skywalker/gky3o8b/"Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete."
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Post by Pyrogenic on Mar 26, 2022 1:08:22 GMT
The Rise of Skywalker can only be interpreted by anyone - that means that each person could say something about, or penetrate through, the film's meanings...at will! Or, they can let the movie interpret itself as a self-aware entity by virtue of it being capable of mimetic simulation in their imaginations! Human consciousnesses sensitive (adept?) enough to utilize their muddy pellet/mind's eye to deploy any of the lines of dialogue or actions performed by the characters in this movie, like memes or GIFS, or like responses from a Magic 8-Ball (but with with a few thousand things to say that can also be interactively, arbitrarily selected by the user to answer pretty much any input), should be able to appreciate some of this. I have been every voice...you have ever heard...inside your head...Try "playing" that line in your own inner speech as close as you can to the way it sounds in the movie. I dare you. It's pretty f!@#$%g trippy what level this thing operates on. But don't worry about being crazy, it's all fictional! The movie as a whole can take the place of any noun in the movie and perform its verbs. What even is this movie? It's everything in itself, right? It's greater than the sum of its parts, right? Well then that means it's greater than the sum of like a billion things. Remember that old adage? "A picture is worth a thousand words." Well, the motion picture right here is more than 5 GB of data as a digital file, and 1 GB is worth something like 500,000,000 words, so yeah, we've got billions of words worth of movie pieces in front of us that the whole shebang of the movie is still theoretically greater than. A gestalt! I don't know where I'm going with this one. I often find myself exhausted at the possibility of interpreting anything with all the negativity floating about, but hey. A rare post from me. Yay. I do really like the idea of movies, in general, improving when viewed as bits and pieces. It's called film analysis, and it's true. They are better when this happens. But most people just watch it straight through, like quickly riffling through a book. One of my all time favorite ideas, that I'm willing to share, is something alluded to above: The movie (whichever one) can and does indeed respond to whatever input. Movies actually do have an interactive mode. It's just that you have to find the part that responds and select it. Such a fantastic idea. Me: Hello, The Rise of Skywalker! I'm Pyrogenic! TROS: That's an excellent name. The end.
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Post by Cryogenic on Apr 15, 2022 17:10:18 GMT
I do really like the idea of movies, in general, improving when viewed as bits and pieces. It's called film analysis, and it's true. They are better when this happens. But most people just watch it straight through, like quickly riffling through a book. with care and indeed affection turning the pages patiently in search of meanings -- "Inheritance", W.S. Merwin
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Post by Seeker of the Whills on Apr 19, 2022 11:43:41 GMT
A wonderful tetralogy of posts, Seeker of the Whills ! I'm really sorry I didn't get back to this thread sooner. So much to cover! I tried to watch this movie for the first time today, and couldn't get past the first 20 minutes. The movie jumps all over the place and it's almost hard to follow what is going on. It scrambles all over the place to salvage some plot threads so there can be a movie. It is so obvious that they tried to course correct after TLJ. It's been talked to death, but I still can't believe they didn't have any plans for the trilogy after throwing out Lucas' stories. How hard would it have been to put Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau in charge since the beginning? They hired two directors who have no idea what Star Wars is about. JJ Abrams thinks Star Wars is just a space western, and his knowledge of Star Wars probably begins and ends with the cantina scene which he brazenly imitated. The less said about Rian Johnson, the better. The movie starts out with freaking slow-mo. It looked like a parody since the first frames. The opening crawl is a joke. "The dead speak"? Kylo is killing some people for some reason to get something that looks kind of like a Sith holocron. What is this place? Then he's got the thing plugged to his ship and heads to a planet where Palpatine, who has "somehow" returned (I guess this was revealed in a Fortnite game), gives some quick exposition to try and haphazardly tie the irreconcilable visions of Abrams and Johnson together. There's no dramatic reveal of Palpatine, he just starts spouting this nonsense to Kylo about being the voice in his head and having cloned Snoke or whatever. Did they really have to bring Palpatine into this after Johnson's stunt of killing Snoke? Maul survived being cut in half, so why not Snoke? Or reveal that Snoke was actually Plagueis and immortal. Anything but randomly bringing back Palpatine. I couldn't get past the scene with the rebels heading off to somewhere. Abrams' characters talk and act like hyperactive kids on a sugar rush. He saw the part in Empire when the Millennium Falcon crew shout a lot and talk over each other because they're in a dangerous situation, and thought that it would be fun to have characters act like that almost all the time. Oh, man... It's hard to know where to begin with this post! This may have been your real opinion at the time, but it's also an excellent parody of fan complaining. An amusing philippic. Haha, that post was a heat-of-the-moment kind of thing. I have a tendency to exaggerate things at times, and I hammed it up to maximum effect for that post. But the beginning of the movie shocked me with its many quirks. It felt very different in an off-kilter way, yet had some of the hallmarks of JJ Abrams from TFA (still my least favorite Star Wars) that I don't enjoy. That reaction of mine was the pinnacle of judging a book by its cover, however. I took a few weeks to mull it over and gave it another shot. Maybe I seem flippant to change my opinion so radically so fast, but I think this film is quite challenging. I have more to say about your post, but that's what I wanted to address first.
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Post by Cryogenic on Apr 20, 2022 16:07:27 GMT
A wonderful tetralogy of posts, Seeker of the Whills ! I'm really sorry I didn't get back to this thread sooner. So much to cover! Oh, man... It's hard to know where to begin with this post! This may have been your real opinion at the time, but it's also an excellent parody of fan complaining. An amusing philippic. Haha, that post was a heat-of-the-moment kind of thing. I have a tendency to exaggerate things at times, and I hammed it up to maximum effect for that post. Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you. I think it is a discombobulating movie. The energy of the film, its helter-skelter pacing, its guttural bag of tricks -- these things, I think, are designed to jolt your senses. After the leisurely, prosaic pacing and tone of TFA, and the dour, self-indulgent mood and posturing of TLJ, you get something a little more zesty and Star Wars-y at the end. TROS seems to delight in its pastiche-driven style, and in its main shock hook of having Palpatine back. That's something I really dig about it. TROS knows what it is and just runs with it. It's a glammed-up B-movie. There's a real sense of propulsive, urgent fun about the whole thing. And yet actual themes and cogent trajectories for the characters at the same time. These ingredients speak to why I see it as the best of the sequel movies. All in all, it's the most satisfying Star Wars thing Disney has yet put out, in my opinion. It's the only one that combines beauty, whimsy, exhilaration, and metaphysical implications in near-perfect balance with one another -- and in that irresistible "saga" wrapper. It also looks and sounds awesome. On a technical level, it's superbly made. It is creatively much more fecund than the other sequel movies, even though it still bears the stain of how the ST started out, and still has plenty of recycling and rehashing going on. But you can sit and watch it and be placed in quiet rapture at the giddy excessiveness of it all. It doesn't feel stale. It feels alive. "It's alive! It's alive!" Yes, Lucas is to blame for blatantly -- yet brilliantly -- homaging the James Whale adaptation of "Frankenstein" in the Birth of Vader scene in ROTS, and TROS then one-ups The Maker by literally bringing a Frankensteinian Palpatine to the screen. There is a sense, at the end, that something truly has come to life in the sequels -- finally! -- in its third and final chapter. Even while coasting on past glories. I love that. I think you're right that the film is challenging. There's a new aesthetic quality to appreciate here. A bracing dynamic. Anyway... Take your time. It's good to have you back.
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Post by Seeker of the Whills on Apr 20, 2022 16:44:52 GMT
It's good to have you back too, Cryogenic. Again a formidable post from you packed with much content. I totally agree with all the comments you gleaned from Reddit. TRoS is like an (awesome) parody of a Star Wars film. Just from the title reveal alone I had an odd feeling about it, not like something was amiss, but that it was a scrambling of the previous movies, just like its title is a scrambling of RotS. RotS was the final Star Wars film? Well, buckle up, 'cause here comes TRoS to take its place as the final instalment. And to my delight, that was just the beginning of the PT connections within. It's obvious that JJ let loose and went balls to the wall on the film in a way he didn't with TFA. I think you're right that he channeled the powers of PT era Lucas in making this film. JJ had an attachment to the OT that he couldn't let go of when making TFA. But I think he let old things die with TRoS, and in a way, as the successor or "apprentice" to the master Lucas, "slayed" him to take his place as the master, as is the Sith way. JJ had to deface his memory of that nostalgic, safe and cozy OT, and make something vulgarly different. TRoS is indeed like a B-movie. I LOVE when Palpatine gets to transform into full shlock mode at the end. Come to think of it, I first thought the presentation of Palpatine was a little odd, but he's almost like a B-movie monster in TRoS. In RotJ he is like the witch from Snow White, in RotS he's Bram Stoker's Dracula, and in this he's like a zombie. It's perfect. I will have to stop there because I think it's time for me to rewatch the film and come back with a fresh take. I'm definitely keeping an eye on this thread.
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Post by Ingram on Apr 20, 2022 20:04:01 GMT
And yet actual random themes and cogent trajectories for the characters at the same time. TRoS is like an (awesome) parody of a Star Wars film. Taking "awesome" out of parenthesis and proceeding only with the strictest native definitional sense of the word, I might squarely agree with this statement.
Rerouted, I stand by my claim made at the top of this thread page that Episode IX is a spiritual lycanthrope of '90s Paul W.S. Anderson. Observe:
Cryo: "Fuck it. I'll take it!"
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