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Post by Cryogenic on Mar 6, 2020 19:40:43 GMT
Cool 16 bit recreation of the throne room encounter in TROS:
And a similar one previously done for the throne room battle in TLJ:
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Post by ArchdukeOfNaboo on Mar 7, 2020 9:11:18 GMT
You wanna get silly, eh? Well, let me raise you with this!
It pokes fun at Reylo.
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Post by Cryogenic on Mar 7, 2020 18:05:32 GMT
You wanna get silly, eh? Well, let me raise you with this!
It pokes fun at Reylo.
That was amusing, but I'd rather meet that with a slightly more serious take on the whole Rey-Kylo/Rey-Solo entanglement:
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Post by Cryogenic on Mar 7, 2020 23:31:15 GMT
Another nifty video here. Rey and Kylo's fight amidst the Death Star II ruins set to Samuel Kim's version of Duel Of The Fates:
The original Samuel Kim version:
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Post by jppiper on Mar 8, 2020 19:04:42 GMT
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Post by Cryogenic on Mar 8, 2020 19:41:08 GMT
There's no "fix" needed because there's no "plot hole" that needs fixing. I'm tired how this notion that Leia recalling her "real mother" is one in a vast array of bugs/glitches that the PT supposedly introduced in the sacred, airtight storytelling space of the OT. How's about Lucas was simply expanding and revising what he set down in primitive form initially, and that later additions are more like clarifications than outright contradictions? It seems, to me, that only a paucity of imagination on the part of some fans, or some sections of the fanbase, turns these complexity-introducing wrinkles into clunky, conspicuous mistakes. Alas, the description given in the article of the purported explanation in Trevorrow's script, doesn't really offer anything to hang one's hat on. Indeed, all that's said is that Artoo plays back some events from the OT in the presence of Leia, which his buddy Threepio already did in ROTJ, anyway. In fact, Threepio having already done that makes this particular plot contrivance especially grating. Threepio had a mind-wipe at the end of the PT (consistent with him relaying pieces of the OT only to the Ewoks in ROTJ), but Artoo's knowledge is meant to span the trilogies. Therefore, having Artoo flash up snippets of events from only the OT is not only redundant, superficial, and hackneyed, but narrow, simplistic, and confusing. And at the end of the nine-film saga, too! Who hates the prequels more, I wonder? Abrams or Trevorrow? Furthermore, if the films had set out to imply that Leia learned of Padme through Artoo and later somehow confabulated that into an early set of memories, they'd only be muddying the waters and detracting from Luke's purposeful questioning of her in the Ewok village. His questioning makes it pretty clear that he's testing her Force sensitivity and -- if you will -- softening her up for the revelation he's about to deliver concerning her lineage. Also: Couldn't Luke have gone through Artoo's memory banks himself for some intimation of his mother? The droids, after all, go to Luke at the beginning of the trilogy, and Luke forms a strong bond with them, especially Artoo, who even accompanies him all the way to Dagobah, both times. There is never any particular closeness implied between Leia and Artoo. Not like the one between Luke and the blue-domed fella, anyway. Beyond that, please consult this estimable post on the broader matter -- "How could Leia remember her mother?" -- by our very own Subtext Mining. I'll quote a portion below: boards.theforce.net/threads/how-could-leia-remember-her-mother.50051229/page-4#post-56013289
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Post by ArchdukeOfNaboo on Mar 8, 2020 22:45:09 GMT
For those of you trying to understand Palpatine's return...
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Post by Ingram on Mar 10, 2020 5:34:44 GMT
Cryo, do you have a 4K player yet, or are you still, ya know, an inferior? I ask chiefly concerning the upcoming release of The Rise of Skywalker, along with the rest of the Saga. I for one am fairly certain I'll be coughing up legal tender for everything except The Force Awakens. Yes, that includes Episode IX; despite my expressed heavy criticism of that movie, and having seen it twice already, I feel I still need some squaring to do.
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Post by Cryogenic on Mar 10, 2020 19:24:30 GMT
Cryo, do you have a 4K player yet, or are you still, ya know, an inferior? I'm stuck in the DVD era, man! It ain't a joke. Started off with HD capability before anyone here, I'll bet (2004), when I built my new, expensive-ass PC (as it was then), and downloaded any HD content I could find. Some friends of mine were blown away when they saw those clips for the first time. One of them (or his equally tech-loving brother) even used a few of the clips to sell HD televisions! I should have gotten commission. Unfortunately, however, my funds ran dry in later years, and I couldn't afford to purchase a PC with Blu-ray capability. Nor do I have a Blu-ray player for my TV. But then, I rarely watch TV, anyway. I hate this situation, of course, and I might be able to fix it soon, but then again... We're in the download/streaming era, now, so I might as well get the complete saga that way. I've been meaning to for a while. It's really holding me back because I have a visual blog planned. I want all the images in at least 2K. I already have something on the order of 1,000 shot comparisons (compiled from my DVDs and YouTube clips -- but that's the thing: I want to re-do them all in high-quality 2K or 4K soon). Remember this little guy? Perhaps you've never heard of the site, but something similar to this: starwarsverses.tumblr.com/Bit of a detour there. Yeah, I went from a superior, celestial HD-loving, HD-promoting, ahead-of-the-curve, envy-of-all-his-mates super-being, to a total simp/normie, and now an anachronistic, stuck-in-the-world-of-DVD twerp. Heck, I watch YouTube videos in 4K (well, okay, 3K, in essence: 1440p) when available, and I love the quality. I have a standard HD monitor, and I think there's some benefit to switching to above-1080p on YouTube (less compression, a bit more finer detail present). But Star Wars? And every other movie ever made? YouTube clips aside, I'm stuck with the DVD format, and I hate it. Crumbs, I've had a compact camera that can shoot in 1080p since 2011 (a Nikon 1 J1 -- fantastic for its time and still decent now). The universe likes its jokes. Of course, a thing that happened there (why is Cryo giving Ingram his life story?) is that Blu-ray, strangely enough, never really made the transition to the PC world like DVD did. I mean, you'd think it would be a natural evolution, just as surely as DVD-ROM drives supplanted their CD-ROM predecessors. But pre-built machines with Blu-ray drives were a rarity, even just a few years ago, when I last upgraded and bought my current PC. Well, in the budget end, anyway. The "better" computers came with them, but they were out of my price range at the time. DVD has refused to completely die out and go gently into that good night. And, to be honest, Blu-ray discs are expensive. So I've been saving money by not buying any. Hmm, yeah... I'd say TFA is the most disappointing of the nintology. Wait, what? Ennealogy. Yes, really. It could, however, be quite diggable in 4K mode. For the record, Takodana is now my favourite part of the first Abrams saga movie. In fact, there's a rather enjoyable "boutique" feel to TFA all the way through. It's commercial, but it's also a JJ Abrams movie. Star Wars at a small scale. Trash compacted; with some citrus lemon thrown in. That said, I have a feeling that TROS -- as a kludgy, crass, zippy, and bass-heavy bookmark (it's a rather technocratic and demonstrative movie) -- may stand up to repeat views better and be the one people return to more often. Seeing Airbender Rey take on Frankenstein Palpatine in dark blue world of screaming laser bolts is a lot more satisfying than Tea Time At Maz's Castle and Who Pimped My Death Star? Even the planet names are cooler in the second Abrams film. And at least there's a whiff of culture and ecology about several of them this time. Then again, maybe it's just that fresh paint smell and getting high on the fumes. Abrams has that knack of getting you initially, until the dopamine effect wears off. Please enjoy the rest of 'em, anyway. I'll be interested to hear, at some later date, if AOTC and ROTJ remain your go-to installments, and what you make of the complete of films, when you can sit and watch all of them (minus TFA, perhaps) as you choose.
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Post by Cryogenic on Mar 10, 2020 22:45:33 GMT
Adam Driver is such a boon to this franchise!
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Post by ArchdukeOfNaboo on Mar 12, 2020 15:57:38 GMT
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Post by ArchdukeOfNaboo on Mar 13, 2020 14:20:50 GMT
I'm not finished sh*tposting yet!
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Post by Cryogenic on Mar 14, 2020 0:50:33 GMT
I think you'll like this one, ArchdukeOfNaboo : 00:28 "Right now, it appears that the script for The Rise Of Skywalker, Star Wars: Episode Nine, is still being written. They're still writing the script for the movie. And what are we? We're like four months out from release. It's already happened and everything. We've already seen it, but the script's still being written, in the new book by Rey Rae Carson." 01:17 "Anyone ever heard of the EU? Not the European Union." 02:21 "I haven't seen it since it came out. I saw it twice and I don't ever need to see it again." 02:26 "If I remember correctly, Kylo tells Rey that she is the granddaughter of Emperor Palpatine. Well, if you remember in The Last Jedi, he told her that her parents were nobodies, and sold her for drunk money... drinking money." 04:47 "Then The Rise Of Skywalker came around and said, "Well, no, no, you have to be related to a certain Force user to be extremely powerful. And we're gonna take that away from you because you're now a skywulka!" Not a Skywalker, a skywulka!" 06:34 "It's basically saying, "Oh, what if you found out your last name's Hitler?" Like, hoh! God, that's a big reveal. I don't know how that's relateable to us common folk, but I'm assuming if there's some guy in Germany with the last name Hitler, he's probably going, "Oh, I really like this Rey character. I really relate to Rey Palpatine a lot."" 07:31 "This is just idiotic. A failed clone has a baby. He's obviously not that much of a failure if he's knocking up a girl to have a kid and living a life like... But then he fucking abandons her, so maybe he is a failed guy, because he's a piece of shit. He left his daughter on Jakku. Oooh. Trying to hide her. I don't get it." 08:00 "You can't even say Palpatine anymore. There's Sheev Palpatine. There's Sheev Palpatine 2, who's not even as good as the original Sheev Palpatine. And then there's Rey Palpatine." 08:41 "John Skywalker." 08:46 "John Palpatine."
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Post by ArchdukeOfNaboo on Mar 14, 2020 2:03:24 GMT
To all of you suffering writer's block on this forum...
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Post by Cryogenic on Mar 14, 2020 2:23:35 GMT
Well, somehow, he did!
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Post by Ingram on Mar 14, 2020 4:08:28 GMT
I keep picturing the facilities on Kamino... hundred's of little kid Sheevs staring at computer screens, or a cafeteria of Sheevs.
A cafeteria of Sheev Palpatines. That is now a thing in my head.
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Post by Cryogenic on Mar 14, 2020 4:36:06 GMT
I keep picturing the facilities on Kamino... hundred's of little kid Sheevs staring at computer screens, or a cafeteria of Sheevs. A cafeteria of Sheev Palpatines. That is now a thing in my head. We have worse than that. How about hundreds of millions of little kids staring at computer screens and phones all day long? Sorry. I guess I took the fun out of your analogising/visualising by going real-world.
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Post by ArchdukeOfNaboo on Mar 14, 2020 17:49:47 GMT
Well, what's to say he cannot come back in the inevitable Episode X?
What is to say he can't come back for episode LXVI in the year 2150? We're all going to be dead and buried then and we've no way of knowing. A lot of keen Star Wars fans who delighted in watching the conclusion in 1983, but sadly weren't still with us in 2019, have gone to the grave knowing very differently of the Emperor's death.
Cryogenic, you must realise how absolutely ludicrous this Palpatine nonsense is. It's perhaps the most idiotic story decision ever to have been made with Star Wars, and smacks completely of a creatively bankrupt organisation. It's achieved little more than the de-facto delegitimatisation of Anakin as the Chosen One, and negated his sacrifice at the end of the one the world's most beloved movies. How can you possibly stand by the reduction of Snoke into a pitiful sock puppet? I was never fond of him, but I would never dare to spit on him on the way Abrams now has. Even the weaker characters deserve some dignity.
It's absolute madness. I'm slowly coming to conclusion now that TROS is an even greater travesty than TLJ was. It has done nothing more than undermine what so many fans care about for the sake of brainless corporate profiteering, and once the dust has settled I think it'll be regarded as the worst Star Wars movie ever (a small token of relief for AOTC, I suppose, but not really).
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Post by Ingram on Mar 14, 2020 23:44:18 GMT
I keep picturing the facilities on Kamino... hundred's of little kid Sheevs staring at computer screens, or a cafeteria of Sheevs. A cafeteria of Sheev Palpatines. That is now a thing in my head. We have worse than that. How about hundreds of millions of little kids staring at computer screens and phones all day long? Sorry. I guess I took the fun out of your analogising/visualising by going real-world. This is Where the Fun Ends: A Cryogenic Story
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Post by Cryogenic on Mar 15, 2020 0:06:10 GMT
Well, what's to say he cannot come back in the inevitable Episode X? There isn't. Except for the fact that Ian McDiarmid is getting up there in years (much like George Lucas), John Williams is now retiring from film scoring, and Rey's defeat of Palpatine in the movie is pretty definitive -- she shreds him into pieces and obliterates him in his underworld lair. In other words, I think they have tried to imply that this is truly the end of Palpatine, this time. But who can say for sure? That's part of the fun of it. What point are you trying to make with this line of argument? Stories evolve and move on. What about all the people who died before the advent of video games, the Internet, digital cameras, before the Hubble Space Telescope and its "Deep Field" pictures of far-flung galaxies? Or people who were committed fans of artists like Elvis and The Beatles, who passed on before they could hear a mountain of outtakes, or all the work of surviving band members? What about all the people who went to bed and died in their sleep the day before John Lennon was shot? What about the people who died before we landed on the moon? What about all the people who were gay or gender-dysphoric or autistic or epileptic down the ages and were treated as criminals, demons, and outcasts? What about all the people who were born into slavery and never lived to see it abolished? What about the millions of people compelled to obey social convention and locked into loveless or abusive marriages they never got out of? What about all the people who perished before microscopes, vaccinations, and modern medicine? (I guess that one's a bit touch-and-go right now). What about the billions of people on Earth living in abject poverty and under corrupt dictatorships this very moment?
To keep with Star Wars (though some of those prior developments are hardly unimportant to the existence and proliferation of Star Wars):
What about all the people who died fantasising about a backstory to the Original Trilogy, but never lived to see it completed? They died with no known awareness of Anakin, Padme, Jar Jar, Qui-Gon, Palpatine's elaborate scheming, the gorgeous worlds and elaborate tech, or the grandeur of the Galactic Republic -- or all the arguments that would ensue about the canonicity of the PT and its supposed "lack" of filmmaking quality. Perhaps some of those people would have loved the PT or the ST or whatever other branch of Star Wars that is still budding or yet to exist.
There's a lot to rue about a vast and indifferent universe where stars and galaxies can persist for billions, even trillions, of years, and all at colossal distances, while we are stuck on this "pale blue dot" of an isolated world, not even knowing (yet) if life elsewhere is possible (though it probably is), and all we get, on average, is eighty revolutions around our humble sun; then we are annihilated, maybe forever.
Maybe you're just jealous that Palpatine can cheat death and come back! Who wouldn't be? Anyway, I think TROS shines an interesting light on the former movies. Rey and Kylo are a new "rule of two", and it makes you wonder why the Jedi (or why their code) forbade Qui-Gon from taking a second padawan when he insisted on training Anakin, given the Sith ritual Palpatine goads Rey into performing, based around essence transfer.
"The most idiotic decision ever to have been made with Star Wars"? Did I hear you right? So absolutely nothing in the EU, or "The Holiday Special", or even what some fans consider questionable in the PT, gets anywhere near choices made in the ST? Ask the Internet what it thought of Jar Jar for the past twenty years, or Anakin slaughtering younglings, or Padme telling him after his Tusken slaughter, "To be angry is to be human". You might get an interesting set of responses that shade into what you just asserted. At the end of the day, you have your opinions and I have mine. I actually like the idea that Palpatine wasn't totally defeated at the end of the Lucas films. It meant the architects of the Sequel Trilogy still had something neat and undeniable to play with. It actually does a great justice to Palpatine, in my opinion -- even Anakin -- in suggesting that their combined impact in the Force was bigger than what could be comfortably overcome at the end of the OT. That something survived and grew in power and influence once more. I've previously made the analogy of Sauron being vanquished in LOTR. A lot of people in that story assume that's the end of him, but his spirit endures for generations, until the threat can no longer be denied and must be confronted head-on. If you look at what happens to Palpatine at the end of ROTJ, it's hinted he might have survived in some form. He is thrown a long distance and then just disappears. And then this strange blue gas appears and is still seen to be "hovering" around the reactor core when Lando and Wedge destroy it. In Lucas' original nine-film outline, Alan Arnold noted in 1979 that "The Emperor knows the same ghosting technique as Obi-Wan Kenobi". So Lucas was clearly open to the idea of Palpatine surviving at the time. Ian McDiarmid also spoke to a Star Wars publication and hinted that the Emperor's death wasn't necessarily absolute and final at the time. He'd obviously had conversations with either Lucas or Richard Marquand or inferred along such lines. Furthermore, I think Lucas was still running with this concept in ROTS. The opera scene being a case-in-point. Even some of Palpatine's later dialogue is a little abstract and mystifying. For instance, he boasts to Yoda that he won't stop him, because "Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us." What? So Palpatine isn't bothered if Yoda defeats and kills him? He doesn't want to cling onto life at all costs? And he isn't worried about Vader surpassing him in power and inevitably overthrowing him? What in the Sam Hill? But if you look at what happens in TROS, it starts to make sense. You're throwing out a lot of hyperbole here. Is ROTJ really "one of the world's most beloved movies"? I don't see it on this list: www.hollywoodreporter.com/lists/100-best-films-ever-hollywood-favorites-818512/item/seven-samurai-hollywoods-100-favorite-818479Nor this one: www.bfi.org.uk/news/50-greatest-films-all-timeNor this one: www.afi.com/afis-100-years-100-movies/Nor this one: www.filmsite.org/momentsindx.htmlAlthough it does make it into "The Top 100" of this one: www.imdb.com/chart/top/But even all those lists hardly encompass "the world". Ask China what it thinks of Star Wars. A billion people generally manifesting ignorance/indifference right there. This Western critic certainly didn't find much to love in ROTJ: I wish Star Wars fans would get out of their stupid bubbles. We may generally love these movies, but it doesn't mean everyone thinks they're worthy of much interest or acclaim. It's like Muslims that go around boasting that they have followers of 1.5 billion. Yeah? That still means over 5 billion other people aren't too keen on living under sharia law. Insular, in-group thinking will be the death of us all. BTW: Who's spitting on Snoke? I thought that was the complaint people had toward Rian Johnson. He's the one that killed him off in an unceremonious and relatively bathetic way, not Abrams. Abrams was the one who came up with the character and put him into the Star Wars universe in the first place. He had to sit by as Rian Johnson obviated/trashed/teased/trolled/subverted many of his story concepts. But as Abrams said in a recent interview, his intention was never to deny that those story choices (in Rian Johnson's film) took place, whether he agreed with them or not. There was a similar push-and-pull tension between Irvin Kershner and Richard Marquand in the Original Trilogy (they kind of disliked and publicly bashed each other's movie). Granted, Lucas was overseeing things back then and in charge of the overall narrative, but two people rarely agree on the nitty-gritty (look at us). I can't fully explain Snoke, but it suggests there's a lot more to Palpatine than meets the eye.
Regarding something as the "worst thing ever" speaks more to a blinkered and childish mentality than anything I want to be a part of. Seen it plenty in the Elvis world. It's a reason I stopped posting there. Typical Internet overstatement. I don't have a "worst Star Wars movie ever", because I enjoy or find something to like in all the ones I've ever watched.
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